person: damn i really wish i had some jean kirschtein rn😩
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧
person 2: ma?🤨 he has a wife🤝
person: damn ok🙄 who? i just wanna talk🙄
person 2: christen ally
person: DAMN NVM😧😧
by jean kirschtein’s wife March 1, 2021

An amazing TikToker who is so supportive to her fans and deserves everything she has gotten and more
by Unicornsss January 18, 2021

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.
"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."
by Octobabe July 2, 2023

When you’re eating wings and holding a baby, and drip some hot sauce and/or Blue cheese on their head.
by Painterpeet November 15, 2020
