The Golden Rule

When engaging in a threesome that involves two guys and one girl, the golden rule states that it's not gay.

It's not gay when its in a three-way

Girl: I'll only take both of you

Josh: No way, that's gay!

Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.

by jolzz October 14, 2011

The Elokobi Rule

The un-written law of football where if George Elokobi, the wolves legend, scores a goal on FIFA or Pro Evolution it counts as 19.

A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.

Nick: An elokobi hatrick, amazing. I make that 57-2. I love The Elokobi Rule.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.

by Elokobi'sNephew January 24, 2010

The Tip Rule

1. The process of planning the cost of anything you are willing to spend your money on with the idea you will spend the equivalent to that or less, in turn it results in costing more by at least 20%.

2. The final pricing of any advertised product.

The computer advertised for $499.99 comes to a final total of $687.32 with tax, warrantee, and spyware. The Tip Rule.

Dan: "I'm going to the bar and keeping it to $50 bucks."

Chris: " Remember The Tip Rule bro."

by cmp62 September 15, 2010

The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bros before Hoes. This rule must be observed by Bros at all times, without exception (other than the other Bro's consent).

The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bro 1: I can't go to the game, this chick invited me to a party that weekend.

Bro 2: Come on, man, bros before hoes.

by Broseiden King of the Broceans November 26, 2010

the sock rule

2 men having sex is not gay if they have their socks on. if they are off, it’s gay.

me and josh had a great time last night, it’s okay though i used the sock rule!

by ayehcee August 22, 2019

The Vegas Rule

An agreement between individuals to not discuss publicly events, conversations, or happenings they have shared in common. Applies to nights out, parties, business meetings, conversations, etc. Can be heard expressed as "What happens here, stays here."

We must keep this discussion between us. I am asking you to apply "The Vegas Rule" on this one. You know... "What happens here, stays here."

by admancorb August 10, 2009

The Peace Rule

If someone is being a complete faggot, or douchebag, The Peace Rule can be used to make them leave. You can do this by "Peacing", which is the act of yelling "PEACE!" while making the peace sign towards someone. If the person receives a Peace from 3 different people, they must leave the near area. In order to get kicked out of a house, or completely leave a vicinity, they must receive 5 peaces. The owner of the house has "House Peace", which counts as 2 peaces. When you have to leave completely, everyone yells Peace, which is called "Supreme Peace", and is more of an honor rather than getting kicked out. You can not get peaced out of your own house, and you can't make someone peace if they are smoking you out.

Bryce: That kid is being a faggot...
Owen: I kinda wanna punch him in the face!
Colby, Matt, Bryce, Troy, Owen: (To Kid) PEACE!
Annoying Kid: Awwe man. 5 Peaces? I have to leave the house...(leaves house)
Everyone: I'm glad we have The Peace Rule

by SorryUrAdopted May 4, 2011