Muffler Belt

Along the lines of Blinker Fluid, it is used to confuse people who know very little about cars. This belt does not exist, as it would be unnecessary to the exhaust system.
John, "My car started sounding funny on the drive over."
Dave, "Did you remember to tighten the muffler belt within the last 3000 miles?"
by McMoooby March 31, 2006
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muffler burn

Wow dude, what were you thinking when you let that chick give you that big ol' muffler burn. It looks nasty haha.
by o ReVelatioN o February 28, 2009
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Baghdad Muffler

Have your chick lay on her back, straddle her face spread out your ballsac while covering her mouth and nose. When she tries to breath, the air escaping her mouth shall make a muffled sound as it escapes the seal of your nutsac. This move was born on 11/15/2012 by JCassady in Baghdad, Florida. Named with the help of B. Cobb, and M Spratt on 11/16/2012. Also perfected by Z. McAuthur on 11/16/2012 thanks for the help team...
You have not lived until you have made your chick turn blue with the "Baghdad Muffler"
by JCassady November 17, 2012
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chicken muffler

when engaging in rough anal sex with your partner, it is the act of shoving a chicken leg in the mouth of your partner to muffle their screams
Horace didn't want to wake the neighbors so he gave her the chicken muffler.
by izer September 18, 2014
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smokey muffler

when you have a bad day on the toilet! Ten wipe-Two Flusher.
I ended up with a smokey muffler after the 6 pack of meximelts.
by Smokin Muffler January 14, 2006
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shit-muffler

a device or appliance yet to be invented to 'muffle' the sound of your shit hitting the water and/or associated/simultaneous farting.
"i could have used a shit-muffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling"
by chrisee t August 8, 2012
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Truck Muffler

An anal Whore, or someone who sleeps with random people and enjoys chodes.
I dumped my girlfriend when I found out she was just a Dirty Truck Muffler.
by Whalesdude November 7, 2007
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