no
"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"
by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

by ass-monkey May 25, 2006

by Osidion998866 July 25, 2009

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.
by Bglewis November 29, 2019

by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."
by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

by Spinksaay November 24, 2020
