What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
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Brick-and-mortar

A sexual move in which, just prior to orgasming, a man pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's abdomen and then immediately proceeds to lay down on top of his partner. The two then cease all activity and remain still until they fall asleep. When they awake the next morning, they find themselves glued together, sealed by the adhesive property of dried semen. This vertical stack of man and woman resembles two bricks in a wall stuck together by mortar.
The brick-and-mortar: perhaps the most intense display of true affection. Just as the bricks in the wall remain sealed and steadfast, so do the man and woman.
by Elbow Picke July 11, 2024
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South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 08, 2022
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mortar

mix of cement, sand and water used in construction to bind materials, such as: between bricks to build a wall, used with rocks to make concrete, a layer before painting ...
we need more mortar to finish this wall
by Henigan January 10, 2017
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mortar

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.
Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.
by Yagdraa March 23, 2019
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Mortar

A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence
“You really use mortar? Are you sure you’ve had sex before?”
by yunyunkunkun June 16, 2021
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Mortars

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough
by Joe Seff February 28, 2025
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