Minivan Complex

A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.

"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."

"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."

by NedFer May 25, 2023

Minivan

Similar to a shocker expect it's 2 in the front 5 in the back

Guy1 dude I gave Jessie such a minivan last night at joes party.
Guy 2 Niceeeee

by Bferrari260 August 15, 2016

North Carolina Minivan

Any pickup truck that has a bed cap, topper, or cover is basically a minivan. Term was coined in Jacksonville, NC in 2014

"Bob had a nice F-150 but turned it into a North Carolina Minivan with that cap, I bet he sits to pee also"

by rooster_69 March 12, 2024

rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.

"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.

by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022

micro minivan

Fagmobile

Hey look, a bunch of dudes are having sex in that micro minivan!

by Pseudo69nym June 5, 2018

Margarita-Minivan

A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")

"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."

by trufrend June 9, 2018

Drop Top Minivan

A minivan without a roof, also ski mask the slump god's favourite kind of car

Ski Mask The Slump God: Pull up drop top minivan, what the fuck?

by n1qq4s May 7, 2017