the "fuck" word

parody of the phrase the "F" word. Typically used to express disdain or disregard for censorship

leikomg canu beleive I said the "fuck" word. lollers!

by Mr M. Ister May 27, 2004

the fuck if i know

when someone is asking you a question that you dont know

G-"hey what happened with sarah?"

K-"the fuck if i know"

G-"well then..."

by WhiteCat November 21, 2013

the fuck you say

When someone tells you something and they dont believe a word you say

Friend 1: Man i just got that girls number

Friend 2: the fuck you say?

by mmfwcl December 1, 2014

the fuck game

the fuck game is the most fun you can have in a class room...it is a game for 2 people only any more than this and competition gets too high...one person says fuck the next person must say it louder then the first person says it louder than the second person it continues like this untill one of you gets caught or one of you gives up
the end of the game is signalled by large amounts of laughter caused by detentions to one student

james: lets play the fuck game
cava:ok you start
james:fuck
cava:FUCK
jamesFUCK!
cava:FUCK!!
teacher: CAVA detention

by metal lord November 19, 2005

the fuck you did!

when someone lies and you know it so you say the fuck you did

Jared:dude, i just banged some hot girl.......
Sean: The Fuck you did!!!

by Junt Sean March 5, 2007

the fuck its

The fuck its also known as fuck its are a medical anomally that occur when your laziness gets the better of you. Usually happens when pressing matters are soon to arrive, such as projects due the next day or chores to be done around the house.
Symptoms include:
Coughing while saying fuck it.
Laziness.
Boredom.
Hunger.
The desire to go smoke weed or pack a lip.

Oh crap i have a project due tomorrow morning. Alright i have to do this.
*5 minutes later
Cough fuck it Cough oh man i got the fuck its cough cough fuck it enhhh fuck it wheres that skoal.

by meher1312 April 27, 2011

The Fuck Index

The Fuck Index (TFI), also known as The Google Fuck Poll, is a DIY poll like the Gallup Poll, but available to "we the people". It best used for measuring the relative popularity of key politicians, past and present. It is tested by doing a "Fuck <enter name>" on a Google Search, and reading the totals. Currently Obama is at 23 million hits for "Fuck Obama", whereas "Fuck Bush" has dropped to less than 2 million.

Democrap: Boy, I am so happy I voted for Obama, he's beat Bush 10 times over on The Fuck Index.

Repube: You used the Google Fuck Poll to get that? You Jackass! How could you people be so stupid! The Fuck Index is not a good thing. It means ppl think Obama is 10 times worse than Bush.

by Bitschlap Watch January 11, 2010