The Eskimo
Submerging ones hand in ice water until its numb. Then performing the act of masturbation with said hand.
The Eskimo by Shoots_blanks August 14, 2016
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The Escalator
The Escalator is an act of sexual prowess. It is also form of The Bulldozer where you run the girl up and down a set of stairs until she cooperates, and does what she is told. This is the ultimate demeaning act of sex that you can do to your partner. Just be warned, going up the stairs is a lot harder than you may think. So be a gentleman and buy that bitch some knee pads.
Suzie: "Where did you get all those bruises from?"
Dana: "I got them last night, Jon wanted to try The Escalator out."
Dana: "I got them last night, Jon wanted to try The Escalator out."
The Escalator by Kyle Rosekrans August 11, 2007
the essentials
kick-ass band from Seminole, FL. They rock the house hardcore style. An awesome mix of musical genres such as Indie and Retro Rock. Some of their greatest influences are The Beatles, The Pixies, The White Stripes, Yo La Tengo, and The Doors. For more info. see www.theessentialsrock.com
Jimpi, Mada Condor, Fat Jew, and Milt playes some wicked awesome stuff. They are in a band called The Essentials!
the essentials by Alex March 16, 2005
The Escapist
An awesome gaming website that no one went on until they started showing Zero Punctuation. Most people only go on Wednesdays for Zero Punctuation, which is a shame because they have lots of other awesome shows like Unskippable and There Will Be Brawl.
Guy: Dude, lets go watch Zero Punctuation on The Escapist!
Brush: Sweet, then lets watch Unforgotten Realms!
Guy: What?
Brush: Sweet, then lets watch Unforgotten Realms!
Guy: What?
The Escapist by TGBA October 25, 2009
the escalator
A sexual act wherein the lady has to give the man a boost up with a cushion, phone book, or ladder in order to reach her labia.
the escalator by parkay September 20, 2004