ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.

1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"

by jmitch77 November 8, 2016

The covenant of saint

A cult founded by just a boy dedicated to the survival of just a girl named Nicole.

They're saving Nicole they must be part of The covenant of saint Nicole.

by Chemical analyst September 8, 2025

The covenant of saint Nicole

A Cult founded by just a boy to save "just a girl" named Nicole.

They're saving Nicole the must be part of The Covenant of saint Nicole.

by Chemical analyst September 16, 2025

Coven

Two scheming bee-otches. Modern usage: Witches working in tandem to cast spells, especially paired up. Covers are able to spin lies as truth, take over another reality unless confronted by objective truth.

"That coven be scheming." "That coven are the bomb mistresses of disinformation."

by Been there December 6, 2022

Has the Covenant?

If the said person has the inherent agreement with himself that he is willing to do anything to succeed

Does Elon Musk has the covenant?
He most certainly does!

by 1709 January 5, 2024

petty coven

A group of friends that has a leader (the main petty-king/queen) that spill tea (gossip/information on situations) in each other’s lives that they want to talk about, but most people would find scandalous or petty.

“I just formed a petty coven, I have so much to say. Especially about that slut Janet. She’s so basic, yet she’s so unbearable.”

by ¡NotTheBananas! March 28, 2019

Covenant

Muslim kkk that use to crucify black people (monkeys) in the 80's and have made an uprise once again in 2021

Oh no the covenants are here

by Akithegoat December 6, 2021