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Calzone

Before penetration, begin tossing pizza dough to land onto your penis, and proceed to spit the tomato sauce you’ve had held in your mouth onto your dough covered weiner to use as lube and you complete the Calzone by finally putting it in creating a delicious masterpiece!
Hey baby, i got some pizza stuff for tonight, maybe we can do the calzone finally tonight
by BBBlanks November 21, 2020
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The calzone

A sec position including 4 bros and one girl. The girl is place betwixed all 4 of them, not causing a sandwich effect, but more of a calzone type feel. One man is on the bottom while the female lay with her back on him, the other man then lay on top of the female. The final two men penetrate the female from each side, one from the East, the other from the West. All men vaginally penetrate the same hole while she enjoys the show.
One bro to another: “Hey man the calzone sesh last night was great!”
by lilpeengang November 24, 2020
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Calzone

The best cheesiest thing ever created its a pizza burrito with cheese 10/10 would digest again
Did you know that a calzone is gods creation
by Calving November 1, 2020
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ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones
"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."
by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021
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Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.
Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!
by jham1298 November 3, 2021
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Cunt Calzone

A cunt who is a virgin and keeps her lips tight.
by Gigi820 June 29, 2021
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NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.
"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."
by BallSniffa May 25, 2023
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