for crying out the upstairs window

Exclamation used by the elderly to express urgency, annoyance, anger, etc...

see for pete's sake
modern translation: for fuck's sake

For crying out the upstairs window, I haven't paid $40 for a handjob since the great depression!

by kdhoffma June 26, 2006

Let's go make babies upstairs

-Petgasys
Definition made by Vunt

In minecraft Let's go make babies upstairs

by VuntTheDizzyCroatian July 28, 2021

Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!

An expression used to inform someone they are behaving in a hyper or otherwise overactive manner (i.e. as in the metaphor “bouncing off the walls”) and your desire to have them tone it down a bit.

Marie: Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!

Bobby: I’m sorry. Was I acting hyper again?

by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010

I'll be Upstairs!

A wholesome phrase coined by comedian and social personality Theo Von. While it may be interpreted in multiple ways, the overarching concept is that of acceptance and invitation, with an open heart and mind. Extending the olive branch of friendship without judgement. It is sometimes augmented with the bonus boof-pack: "There's only room for two". (as in you are my Ride or Die.) That's extra love and indicates a very cool connection. If someone uses this vernacular with you, keep 'em close.

Homie 1: I'm off to sail the high seas, won't see you for a bit.
Homie 2: I'll be Upstairs!
Homie 1: Not sure about my living situation when i get back, may I crash w/ you if needed?
Homie 2: There's only room for two, my dude.

by electricllizard January 24, 2023

upstairs google

Wen you materbate on the window of a upstairs motel on the complementary Wi-Fi

Damn I bout to for real go back to the room upstairs Google and shower

by Dirtypatdamann December 10, 2017

Upstairs Bunda

The Northern cousin of the classic bunda, aka the chestal region.

Fella: "Damn that girl got some maddd upstairs bunda"
Fella 2: "fr fr ong"

by Sassy Madison May 09, 2023

upstairs vs. downstairs hangover

Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.

Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!

by QuacksO November 06, 2022