we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann

very epic and famous words

Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.

by delonei June 17, 2021

Limit testing

Usually stated by a League of Legends player who is preemptively justifying their actions, when they are in the clear disadvantage, trying to outperform their opponent. Usually leads to the player dying and infuriating their teammates.

Top lane: "Dude what are you doin? You are half hp, level 4 Nunu, you can't kill the full HP, level 6 Fiora under her turret."
Jungle: "Hold on I'm limit testing."
Announcer: "An ally has been slayed."
Top lane: "gg 15 go next JG diff."

by WashableTaco December 8, 2020

drug testing

A practice that is actually illegal, but because a person elects to work for an employer that decides to drug test there is nothing that can be done.

drug testing is an invasive practice.

by BandGirlGoneBad July 27, 2004

teslify

To "testify" in regards to, or commend, the works of Nikola Tesla or referring to the denouncement of Thomas Edison's involvement in defaming Nikola Tesla.

Scientist 1 - "Edison sure was a bitch for doing what he did to Tesla."

Scientist 2 - "Teslify, Bro, Teslify!"

by The Scryptnotist October 23, 2013

teslanair

Describes a person who got millionaire through Tesla stocks.

Damn, call me Teslanair from today, my Tesla stocks just reach a million dollar.

by Peppi911 January 10, 2021

Taslina

Taslina is the coolest person you'll possibly ever meet. She is a walking and talking talent machine. Men melt at the sight of her beautiful face. Everybody wants to be friends with Taslina.

Hey, have you talked to Taslina yet?
Not yet, I'm waiting in line.

by Siskil February 22, 2021

iTune telling

When you can't make up your mind about something. Use your iTune's shuffle and take the meaning of the next random song to help you decide.

"Dude I don't know what to do. When shall I call her?"
"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."

Yesterday - Beatles (this is when you re-shuffle)

by antart May 27, 2009