on ten

extremely upset; pissed off.

When I received my phone bill and saw the high amount, I was on ten!

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

on ten

Very extreme body odor.

Your breath is on ten!

by slym February 22, 2003

ten for

In cricket when a bowler takes ten wickets in an innings he is described as taking ten (wickets) for (the runs he concedes)

Jim Laker ended with 10 for 54 to end with match figures of 19-90

by umpirestrikesback April 16, 2005

ten after ten

A girl that achieves a rating of a ten only after ten drinks.

Drunkard: You see that little hottie over in the corner?
Friend: Man, you got your beer goggles on. That Behemoth is a ten after ten.

by Bungle270 January 24, 2007

TENS

This stands for Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation. It is used by sending an electrical current through particular parts of the body to block pain in chronic pain situations. Some people use this as a fetish object, where they use the TENS machine to shock various parts of themselves for pleasure (see electrophilia)

Ex1:
Football player: My back hurts.
Doctor: I'm going to put you on this TENS machine for a while, so that it will block the pain.

Ex2:
Sally: I like shocking myself.
Guy: WTF? Well, how do you do it?
Sally: I hook myself up to this TENS machine. It feels stronger than a violet wand, and I like it!

by Fractal-Pterodactyl July 22, 2012

tenning

The process of looking your absolute best.

Bruh, I look so good in this shirt, I'm straight tenning today.

by Jay Stiz June 20, 2018

Tens

An automobile rim that is a pathetic ten inches in diameter as opposed to twenty. See twenties and dubs.

R: Yo, those wheels is shinin. Are those twenties?

J: No, they tens. But they clean as hell, though.

by somestupidkid September 13, 2005