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Council Telly

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription. So named because even those poor enough to live in council (local authority) housing are able to view it.
My Sky box has died - let's see what's on the council telly tonight.
by Neeel October 11, 2007
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Telly Welly

“Oi, wanna watch The Office on the fuckity wuckity Telly Welly?” “No we can’t cause you forgot to pay for a Telly Welly license you fat cunt”
by Dominix_but_cooler September 16, 2021
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Telly up

Telly up means you want someone to tell you something or spill the tea,its something like whats the word.
by KP3_ June 21, 2023
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telly jart

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

telly jart
by uhhyuhyuh March 9, 2019
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gas telly

(noun)(uk specific) Terestrial television channels, such as BBC 1 2, ITV, Channel Four and Channel Five. Refers to how old and obsolete the technology seems compared to Digital and Cable.
"Are you coming downstairs to watch the match on Sky?"
"Nah, it's only on gas telly I'll just stay here."
by Neil Miller November 2, 2007
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telly tubbies

jack osbourne and his little friends like to watch this childrens cartoon with gay creatures in Las Vegas. did i mention that jack is hott?
"Tinky winky, dipsey, lala, poe. telly tubies, telly tubbies say hello!"
"Ehoh!"
" Tubbie wubbie ubbie bubbie"
by BrideOfJack_Sarah January 20, 2004
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