by Bilal H. December 15, 2010
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AN EXAMPLE OF TELECOMMUTILATION
*Ring*
YOU: "Hello?"
HER: "Andy, it's Felicity."
YOU: "What's up?"
HER: "Remember you stood me up last Thursday? Remember that guy I introduced you to, the big guy, MMA fighter, Dirk Rockhard? He's my boyfriend now and he said to tell you he's going to rip your fucking spleen out through your asshole."
You: "..."
*Ring*
YOU: "Hello?"
HER: "Andy, it's Felicity."
YOU: "What's up?"
HER: "Remember you stood me up last Thursday? Remember that guy I introduced you to, the big guy, MMA fighter, Dirk Rockhard? He's my boyfriend now and he said to tell you he's going to rip your fucking spleen out through your asshole."
You: "..."
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