The Teddy

When you’re chatting with a friend online and they fall asleep without a saying anything mid conversation.

person 1: are you there?

person 2: …
person 1: oh no, he pulled the Teddy

by tina490 January 5, 2022

Teddy

The literal ICON of the friend group. They’re chill as hell and is always there for you

person 1: Hey, it’s Teddy!
person 2: let’s invite them to our party!

by choerrysfilter May 6, 2021

Teddy

A gorgeously chiseled man with a long, fat, penis.

“Yeah i sucked off Teddy last night. His peener was so massive I blacked out”

by todd blacquier June 6, 2022

teddy

(full 'teddy bear' A stuffed toy bear.

That kid who had a stuffed animal fetish loved cumming on his teddy.

by Big Man May 13, 2005

Teddy

Usually a short angry person. Tends to be small in groin area. Quick to anger.

If Teddy wasn't so angry he could be normal

by Amazingman March 14, 2017

Teddy

Teddy is a bitch who’s shit at fortnite he loves to suck dick of a kid called jerel

Eww look at teddy he just sucked Jerels dick

by Leon Theo the G October 23, 2019

Teddy

Means poop in greek

I have to teddy so bad rn

by teddypoopgreek October 21, 2019