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Techtard

Someone who attends or graduates from Texas Tech University. Usually people who graduate or attend this school are called 'Techtards' since they probably werent smart enough to get into Texas' two most reputable schools Texas A&M, and The University of Texas.
His SAT scores were very low so Texas A&M and UT would not accept him, so he's a Techtard now since he has to settle for Texas Tech University.
by Ricardo Moltabon August 30, 2006
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technotarded

I am so technotarded, You have to call me if you send me an e-mail!
by angelenabalabeana April 29, 2011
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technotarded

One who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.
"How do i post this picture off my smartphone? Im sorry im technotarded"
by *john-boy* June 6, 2014
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technotary

A technosexual who is asked to do menial tasks like format a document that any technoweenie can do by RTFM. a combination of Technologist and Secretary
Although I can perform that task for you, it does not take any technology knowledge -- I am not your technotary
by Tim Young March 16, 2005
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technoverdose

What happens when you experience large amounts of technology in a short amount of time. Can cause headache, eye strain, loss of bladder control and relationships.
"Sick, I was playing LOTR on my PSP while listening to NIN on my ear buds when I was watching that G4 show last night...my brain is fried."

"My friend, that's a technoverdose, the only cure is camping."
by Soulibaza October 21, 2007
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technosurdia

modified behavioural patterns/experience in human beings in order to accommodate the requirements of technology - for example - you have to put your hand in front of a sensor at the tap in order to have a drink of water and assume an odd and ungainly position.
We need to make this product user friendly and eliminate too much technosurdia.

I'm fed up with technosurdia in shops - I had to wait 15 minutes for the card reader to accept my credit card.

Computer says 'no' - is a great comic example of technosurdia.
by anotheratheist June 27, 2009
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technotroglodyte

technotroglodyte; noun; a person who is not up to speed with the latest technology.
Example: When Sydney asked her father for a macintosh for her birthday, the technotroglodyte gave her a piece of fruit.
by bethany_is_falling October 31, 2009
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