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Talahassee Tarpit

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.
Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year
by foxay111 February 17, 2015
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tallahassee handshake

When you’re naked in the shower and you grab another persons genitals as you would during a regular handshake. Usually used when setting a bet.
by Dbith57 June 9, 2017
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Tallahassee Squeeze

The Tallahassee Squeeze
The female of the sexual relationship is belly up on the bed while the male is standing in front of her. The male puts his index finger in her asshole, second knuckle deep and his thumb in her vagina, first knuckle deep. The male starts to continuously squeeze in a pulsating motion, tighter and tighter until he gets the Tallahassee scream. The Tallahassee squeeze is now complete and your girl will never leave you alone.
WARNING- never give a female the Tallahassee squeeze if you have that slightest thoughts of no commitment. She will NEVER leave you no matter what.
“Hey chad, remember last night? That Tallahassee squeeze has me wanting more baby”
by Buttstuffer365247 November 22, 2019
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Tallahassee punch and tug

The process of giving a hand-job to your boyfriend while you’re fisting your girlfriend and he’s fucking her.
Just when I thought she couldn’t take anymore, he stuck his dick inside next to my hand, and there I was, giving them a Tallahassee punch and tug.
by Gushyfysh June 13, 2020
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Talia

The most pretty girl you have ever seen. Her gorgeous eyes reflect her emotions and she really knows how to lighten a mood. She is trustworthy, definitely not a bitch and overall have better qualities than all the other names combined. She has brown luscious hair that kinda look like Edna but still she sexy asf
Guy1: who dat
Guy2: oof she lookin like a talia
Guy1: can I tap dat
Guy2: aw hell nah she’s mine
Guy1:FIGHT ME BITCH SHES MINE
Talia: hey boys what ya talking about?
Guy1: how sexy u are
Guy 2: how I wanna smash

Talia: slaps their faces
Talia: u ain’t gettin this shit...
by Yes I am a talia, fight me. September 30, 2018
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Talia

Quirky, fun, innocent, hilarious. Misunderstood ALL the time. if you get to know her you'll spend the rest of your life how you've lived without her. Always likes to brighten up people's day. Don't be a bitch to her. She sometimes has a hard time fitting in because of how naive she is. But once she's with the right people, she's a frickin firecracker! Funniest person in the room, bubbly and likes to dance (Only if she feels REALLY comfortable with you) Gorgeous, but will never realize it, great at most sports, fit, talented and smart. Sucks at math. Can't even utter a single word around the guy she likes and stands there and giggles like a babbling fool. Gets teased all the time because she is found "weird and try-hardy" by the people who don't know her. Great with adults. Super kind, but procrastinates a lot.
"Talia just lights up the room when she walks in!"
by BRIGHTIE January 12, 2013
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Tallahassee Gas Mask

To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.
I'm tired of my roommate giving me Tallahassee gas masks! I'm never buying a shower cap again.
by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
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