Tainer

noun: a person, of terrorist persuasion found at Guantanamo Bay. Often found hitting American soldiers with shit and being rewarded.

Guard 1: I cant believe they let the tainers have tv.

Guard 2: All they had to do was hit Eric with shit.

by ICRC in training December 26, 2009

Tayseri

A combination of tay meaning "gay" and seri meaning "a famous person." Tayseri refers to a famous person who is homosexual, specifically a famous person in a leadership position.

A total Tayseri raided us, no wonder they lost!

by notkade April 18, 2020

taisei

A flirt, a womanizer. A guy who hangs around a bunch of girls all the time.

Stop being such a Taisei.

by IfUThinkUKnowMyNameUrStupid November 26, 2016

Taser Drunk

When you get so drunk, in order to be restrained,the local law enforcement has to taser you twice to get you under control. And you still don't remember what happened.

After polishing off the bottle of Jim Beam, Rama was taser drunk.

Bob was so taser drunk that he punched a cop, got tasered twice, pissed and shat himself, and still has no idea where he was last night.

by The MFN T.O.D March 26, 2009

taser

A penis enlarger for law enforcement officials. Seem to be used more often than necessary, sometimes by off duty cops at parties with their friends.

Isn't it bullshit that civilian tasers aren't as powerful as the police models? This is why I have my CCW and carry with hollowpoints. Also, I fear the day when gangs discover tasers and start using them on innocent people.

by Master Batter October 31, 2008

Taser

T: teaching
A: africans
S: self
E: earned
R: respect

Cop: I'm in foot pursuit of a black male.

When the cop catches up.

*TICK TICK TICK TICK* Taser goes on to dirtbag...

by thatonekid856 October 20, 2010

taiterd

To be drunk off your ass.

I got so fucking taiterd last night.

by Joe Mother Fuckin Anderson March 11, 2007