taint

The demilitarized zone between a women's snapper and asshole. Highly effective in keeping your tongue in the right hole when its dark.

David was a little drunk and kind of sloppy when he went down on her. Fortunately before he could get too low, he knew he had hit her taint and with alarm, moved his face north quickly. He had a sense that she was a little disappointed.

by GoldbergDLW December 11, 2007

taint

T'ain't pussy T'ain't ass

Man I hit a hard spot. That that Taint pussy or ass.

by junks March 17, 2008

'taint

The area located between the vagina and the bunghole. 'taint pussy and taint ass The part of a woman's anatomy that touches the bicycle seat.

"I've ridden this piece of shit bike so far, I have blisters on my taint!!!

by Jaraldo March 31, 2003

taint

The not so fuzzy region between the browneye and the pink abyss.
Also know as the vaganus.

Riding the unicycle gave my taint a bloody rash.

by TheTaintBandit January 5, 2005

taint

the space between the vagina and the rectal opening

Aint the pussy or the asshole - it's the taint

by Joe December 11, 2002

taint

A lovely little patch of real estate between a female's pussy and her ass.
On the Male, this is often referred to as the "twixt".

F. Ain't her cooter, ain't her pooter, it's her taint.
M. it's twixt yer nutsack and yer asscrack.

by BigBlue57 January 17, 2008

Taint

Taint the pussy, taint the asshole.

She had a beautiful taint.

by ToolGuy420 February 2, 2009