tastes like ass

foul, rancid, bitter, or otherwise unpleasant to the palate; disgusting; poor flavor

cook1: "Ugh, this stew tastes like ass."
cook2: "I'll say. It tastes like old cayenne pepper steeping in hot Guinness."
cook1: "I think I'm going to be sick."
cook2: "Me, too."

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

andrew tate

bald guy you see on tiktok that says he is rich and has a discord university that cost 50 dollars

homeless man: spare change sir, i havent ate in 4 days
andrew tate: sign up to my university for money
homeless man: what
andrew tate: what color is your bugatti bitch

by assfuckerdicksucker300069 August 9, 2022

Taste-icles

A pair of particularly tasty testicles.

'I've sucked on some salty balls, but you've got a great pair of taste-icles'

by cassiusgay August 20, 2009

Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.

Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"

by home5lice August 4, 2007

tastey

The misspelling of tasty by Will.i.am in the second single from Fergie's debut album, 'Fergalicious'.

T to the A to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tastey

by jacobjacobs October 29, 2006

Tristan Tate

Andrew Tates brother who has hair and wears sun glasses less than Andrew

Tristan Tate still has lots of BuGATies

by Treshawndeandre69 August 6, 2022

Slap the taste out of your mouth

Phrase used to try and get someone to stop or not do something that you really do not find appropriate.

Boy, if you don't stop hitting your sister I am going to slap the taste out of your mouth.

by Gearls December 20, 2008