T-boned

The process of one's willy, whilst erect, being slapped across another's face. Usually resulting in a nice big red slap-mark.

A new term originating from Buckinghamshire
"oh dear, i have just been T-boned by my best friend's dad!"
by rainmaker666 June 10, 2006
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T-Bone

Helen was all over MOCO's T-Bone!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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T-boned

The act of being penetrated by a tranny.
My bachelor party got a little out of control, it's not everyday you see your best man get t-boned by a tranny.
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T-Boned

When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.
Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.
by Rbeck December 02, 2009
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T BONE

Small, blonde student matriculating at the University of Vermont
"You know T Bone? She lives over in Moose Hall at UVM!"
by Mooze November 24, 2006
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t bone

Hey t bone you were wasted on saturday night.
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T-Bone

When any male with a first name beginning with the letter T (ex. Tyler, Troy, Tom) has sexual intercourse.
"Hey, what happened to you last night?"
"I got T-Boned!"
by narbtao October 08, 2007
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