Douche Swoosh

Noun: Do-sh S-woo-sh
A mid-length to long styled hair cut, popularized by "douche" frat guys, combed to the side to emphasize a fake sophisticated look. Side effects include a tourettes type flipping of the head to one size in order to restore the swoosh.

Ian: Did you see that Beta's haircut.

Mason: No. What was it?

Ian: He was totally rocking the douche swoosh.

by Ace Papanikkolopolis December 9, 2008

Swoosh Douche

Someone who dresses in all Nike apparel, hence the 'swoosh', and acts like a douche bag.

Tom: Frank, look at Nick's closet, It's full of Nike shoes, shirts, jackets...

Frank: Yeah, he's a Swoosh Douche

by RogerG September 7, 2013

nike swoosh

Inserting your finger in someone's anus, then wiping it under their nose in a swooping fashion - for full satisfaction.

He told me he had a surprise for me, and reached behind my back and gave me a Nike Swoosh.

by Tim Acker June 14, 2006

Douche Swoosh

When someones hair is pushed off to one side giving it the look that the wind just "swooshed" it over to that side.

Hey look that guy was just in the wind...Wait, no he wasn't he's just a faggot with a douche swoosh.

by shneeky09 May 27, 2009

chop chop swoosh

A reference to the method of preparing coke for sniffing.

An inconspicuous way to signal to your friend that you're jonesing for a line (and you're ready with your powder, credit card, hotel nightstand and rolled $100 bill), but you can't get any nose candy until he vacates the room of disapproving girls.

(walking past your friend's flirty conversation and nodding toward the back of the room) "Yo dogg! Chop Chop swoosh!"

by lil'DO January 11, 2009

White boy swoosh

A hairstyle that usually a white boy has that swooshes.

Look at that boys hair, he got that white boy swoosh.

by Welpmk June 11, 2018

Speno-swoosh-ass

An expletive or variation of an explosive statement. Used to provide more emphasis in a sentence that is of a questioning nature.

What the speno-swoosh-ass fuck?

by NotAnder212 November 28, 2022