Swank

To masturbate while crying. A combination of Sob and Wank.

Guy 1: Hey man, that sucks that Jess broke up with you.
Guy 2: Yeah I really miss her, but she is so hot. I swanked to her picture last night...

by hellatightOGforizzle May 22, 2014

swank

the word swank means just about everything possible it can be used in so many different ways
the definition depends on the context of the sentence

1) yo ima bout to get super swanked my dude
here swank is an act of being

2)ayo yall niggas tryna swank up up in here

here swank is hanging out or "chillin"

personal fav=3) yo yo lemme swank on that swank

here swank is first an act of doing and than an object

4) nigga u been swankin hard lately

here swankin means to be ballin

by gbaums December 10, 2010

swanking

V. a reference to hilary swank, to hit another person with a milky towel or a tube sock full of ranch dressing

im goin to target to pick up some socks and ranch dressing, ive got some swanking to do

by A.J. Ninami September 29, 2009

swank

A whore. Any one who possesses at least one of Hilary Swank's whorish traits.

Your mother was a swank and your father smelt of elderberry.

by Anthony Romano December 11, 2004

Swanked

To be corrected in public by Swank or person who has his personality of being a over-pompous, health-regulated person

You've been Swanked!

by shokubeni February 22, 2010

swank

a word combination of Swag and Dank, that come together to form Swank; sick; dope; coolest shit ever

Dude, Danny is looking totally swanky today.

Keaton has so much swank, people are jealous.

Justin showed up at my birthday, and the whole room stopped and looked at him because of his swankness.

by Th3H1tman May 20, 2011

Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009