skanked-out fuckface

a young girl who is a loser,poser and/or fake

Kid #1- Did you see Mary's Fall Out Boy shirt?
Kid #2- Yeah, she thinks shes a fan?
Kid #1- What a skanked-out fuckface

by kaits not clever October 7, 2005

Monkey spanker

A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

spanker

One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.

Spanker/Spankee is one of the more common forms of S&M roleplay.

by Deucebeast January 28, 2006

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

skankelpuss

a bitch that needs to calm the fuck down

Jessica needs to chill, that skankelpuss!

by Anthony Burns dreadhead February 21, 2006

scanket

A giant scarf that resembles a pensioners blanket. As worn by fashionable types that fear pneumonia. Often tartan and ridiculous.

Elizabeth's new tartan scanket gave her the appearance of a rescued passenger from an Edwardian ferry disaster.

by Wazio February 12, 2014

spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

by Sally November 2, 2002