oral suspension

When you make her mad and she said she wont suck your dick.

"Yeah man, I pissed her off a few days ago and she put me on oral suspension."

by wackshitbro August 23, 2019

14 day suspension

Often related to a man named Mr. Logan Castle, a famous historian, a student's email was once hijacked, read, and the student was exposed of two year old attempts at cheating. The student has since been assigned a 14 day suspension, which was later appealed. The student has also started a defamatory campaign to help undermine the status of this famous historian. The low lying piece of fucking shit historian has literally 0 credibility and is the scapegoat for pretty much every bitchy move that is made by the higher ups.

Damn man, that discipline case was, no joke, a fucking 14 day suspension, complete bull shit.

by ExpectationsExpected May 16, 2018

Record Suspension

A record suspension is the Canadian terminology for what is internationally known as a "pardon"; to suspend a criminal record means to remove it from public access. Record Suspension Services of Canada provides information and services for this process.

March 13, 2012

"I'm applying for a job and they're going to do a background check, I need to get a record suspension!"

by CanadaLaw101 October 7, 2012

Suspension Bridge

A suspension bridge is similar to a Effile Tower but with 2 women and two men. One man enters from behind woman 1 and the other man enters the mouth of woman 2, with woman 1 eating out woman 2 in the middle. Due to distance the men hold hands directly infront of themselves instead of in the air creating the suspension bridge.

Man1: "there are two girls how are we going to Effile Tower? Do we just take Turns?"
Man2:"Nah we will just suspension bridge instead!"

by ManarGarth December 9, 2023

Inauthentic Suspension

When your Twitter account gets banned due to your own abusive and/or threatening behavior, but you blame your rightful suspension on “single-purpose hate accounts” and/or “weaponized trolls/digital soldiers” who are out to get you. Often a sign of deep paranoia and persecution complex.

The guy who reported me brags about being a single purpose hate account and rejoices in my inauthentic suspension.

by WangYoGrunt May 10, 2023

Suspense ending

This ending is usually a longer note, or sometimes a tremolo, depending on what, but plays a diminished chord or a other cord, that makes discord

The suspense ending is sometimes called the diminish ending

by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023

Suspension Railway

A sex move where the man stands on a platform attached to a set of rails on the ceiling. The woman (strapped and standing in place hanging from the rails) pulls ropes attached to the man’s platform and the dick penetrates at light speed. Missing the pussy may be fatal.

Man, me and Barbra tried the suspension railway last night. My dick went in so fast.

by romanv213 May 9, 2020