surforexic

A surfer who never thinks he surfs enough, even though he surfs all the time.

He complains that he only surfs 10 hours a day beacause he is severely surforexic.

by Jazmin Blessed January 13, 2009

surly fuck

A person who is really mean, but in reality is just joking. You think.

So that guy in class called me a dumbass with a straight face at first, and then he laughed. He is such a surly fuck.

by SrlyDude2 August 6, 2009

Sulo

To be unemployed, broke, diseased ridden, and still be able to eat, drink, smoke and be merry.

Can I borrow money for the train?
OH SULO!

by johnnypeps November 22, 2007

surovec

A person who goes around cutting off human nipples for their own personal collection and presumable sick pleasure.

A surovec is like Predator. Predator goes around collecting skulls and a surovec goes around collecting nipples.

Guy 1: "Watch out! I think I just saw a surovec lurking in that alleyway over there"

Guy 2: "Shit, thanks bro! I wouldn't want to have my nipples cut off. That'd suck."

by jVoyzey94 January 19, 2011

ghetto surround sound

n. When you are watching a tv program in one room, and another person is watching the same program in another room; and you can hear their tv and yours, playing the same thing.

room 1 is watching channel 64, room 2 is also watching channel 64.
"Hey mom, I can hear your tv."
"I can hear yours too."
"Haha, sounds like we have ghetto surround sound."

by Mr. Thornberry June 7, 2009

surrogate

n. a substitute mother who carries a child for a female who for many reasons cannot 'birth a baby.'

Tyrone and Brie Ann produced such lovely children, he as dark as the ebony keys, she as white as the white keys on a piano, and the children a lovely in-between mocha toned. Barren women had seen Tyrone and Brie Ann's products (shaded like soap opera stars) and wanted children like them, especially boys who were born already endowed.

To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.

There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.

by Richard Black April 17, 2005

sublosophy

any subversive or unconventional philosophy. a subterranean philosophy. a substitute philosophy. from the Seriously Surreal urban philosophy.

'they have a dangerous sublosophy.'
'sublosophies eventually become part of mainstream thinking.'

by Professor Eyeballs February 26, 2008