His cat has been dead for 30 years, but the Buddhist believes that it is still there in the form of some supernatural entity.
by GuidoPosse69 January 23, 2005
Get the supernatural cat mug.The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.
Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"
By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough
Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.
This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"
By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough
Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.
This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
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Get the Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》 mug.An attempt to propose a workable mechanism for phenomena that explicitly violate or operate above the laws of nature as currently understood—miracles, divine intervention, or magic. This is a taller order than paranormal mechanics, as it requires inventing or invoking causal principles from "outside" the natural order. Think of it as speculative engineering for the realm of gods and spirits: How would a prayer be "received"? How does a curse cause physical harm?
Example: "Her Supernatural Mechanics Theory was that focused collective prayer creates a localized 'theomorphic field' that can temporarily suspend local statistical probabilities, allowing for medically inexplicable remissions. It was a wild, untestable guess at the gears and levers a deity might use to interact with a clockwork universe without breaking it completely."
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
Get the Supernatural Mechanics Theory mug.The general study or systematization of beings, forces, or realms believed to exist outside of and to transcend the natural world. This encompasses theology, demonology, and theories of magic as a cosmic principle. It's a conceptual framework that accepts the supernatural as a primary category and seeks to understand its rules, hierarchies, and influences, rather than reducing it to natural mechanics.
Example: "The grimoire wasn't science; it was a Supernatural Theory. It laid out a coherent cosmology of angels, demons, and elemental spirits, detailing their ranks, seals, and spheres of influence. It was a taxonomy and rulebook for a reality it assumed was fundamentally more than physical, requiring no mechanical explanation for how a spirit moves a cup—it just does, because it's a spirit."
by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026
Get the Supernatural Theory mug.The academic discipline dedicated to studying things that, by definition, cannot be explained by natural laws, which makes the "science" part a bit tricky. It's the field that investigates miracles, divine interventions, and that one time your grandmother's watch started working again after she prayed to Saint Anthony. Supernatural sciences require a methodology that balances rigorous observation with the acknowledgment that the phenomena being observed might just be magic. The peer review process is complicated when the reviewers keep asking for replication and the universe keeps saying "that was a one-time thing."
Example: "He got a PhD in supernatural sciences by documenting 47 cases of objects disappearing and reappearing in places they couldn't logically be. His dissertation was titled 'The Teleportation of Car Keys: A Study in Domestic Miracle.' His committee was skeptical but couldn't explain where his own keys went during the defense."
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