spitzered

To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.

Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.

by fess April 21, 2008

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

shitzedoodles

Shitzedoodles is a mild type of swearing. Can be used in communities online without getting censored.

Oh shitzedoodles!

by funkymarchmellows December 10, 2016

Skitz cunt

Someone who is just flat out skitz mate.

'Look at Leso, what an absolute skitz cunt'

by MaddestMutt February 1, 2021

Spitzer Swallow

key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate

Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?

by C.C. Black March 13, 2008

shitzu

A zoo with no animals?

by DaveA October 23, 2003

shitzkabob

When something sucks, but not overly sucks. Less emphatic that "shit" and a little more playful. Shit on a stick!

I can't find my other sock...shitzkabob!

by Tara Brown April 7, 2008