Shweet as fuck

To be used when something is very sweet tasting, or just sweet generally. Should always be said in a drunken Swedish accent.

Luka: Oh my God! This cake is shweet as fuck!

by grimy_bear April 7, 2011

steedin

When someone is so swagariffic that you cant help but to stare

Look at him he straight Steedin on them

by Money McFly December 3, 2013

Skweem

Used as an adjective or verb filler, especially in an enthusiastic and emphasized way.

"Dude, you've got to be skweeming me right now"

"Oh my god I can't believe she did that, that skweems me off..."

by Corruptionfever45 December 6, 2014

Shweenie

Just what you thought it would be. A half flaccid weenie and/or dick.

Oh boy, I seemed to have gotten my shweenie caught in my zipper.

by Garbagepussy October 27, 2017

slweeb

the person you see on Twitter under every tweet

@slweeb I swear I can't stop seeing you

by slweeb January 24, 2021

Steed Week

Ignoring the girl you interested in for an entire week. Showing no feelings and only replying if she messages first or not replying at all

Created by Tyrese (Steed) Laing
Along with Avashan Naidoo

With credits to Dean Marteins

Scenario One:

“She’s not interested in me man, I don’t know what to do?”
“ have you tried a Steed Week on her? Works like a charm”

Scenario Two:

“She’s not giving me attention”

“Steed Week her to see if she cares”

by tyrese$mokes February 10, 2021

Shweef

The action of a female when they excrete (shit) and toot (quweef) at the same time.

Holy heck she can shweef

by bigborris69 October 11, 2021