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Stubble

Sharp little hairs that cannot be removed unless waxing occurs
Chad : Damn girl everytime I go down on you I cut my lip you need to do somethin about all that Stubble down there umkay!
Kiersten : Fuck you all I ever do is spread my legs for you and all you ever do is complain!
Chad : Hey if you wanna keep fuckin my big healthy horse you will take care of that Stubble!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself!
by SlopNChop January 26, 2017
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Stumble Upon

by MeowMixMuncher December 29, 2009
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STUBBLE NUTS

Its when youre three days out from your last nut shave, and the stubble causes a rash on your partners chin and ass cheeks.
Beth: Maggie, what happned to your face?
Maggie: That goddamn Chuck has a bad case of stubble nuts, it's killin me!
Beth: Lets go buy him some edge gel or somthin'!
by Uncle Kurtie May 6, 2007
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Stubble Sack

A scrotum after a shave, only a while after a shave, so that it's as prickly as a porcupine. It's like stubbly chin skin wrapped around two testicles.
Snoop: "Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick."
Mandy May: "Nah Snoop, you got stubble sack..."
by Dr. Za December 19, 2008
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Stubble To Stubble

When a man finds another man so invariably attractive that despite his straightness, he'd still go scruff to scruff with him and feel the wrath.
Yeah, I just watched Point Break for the eleventieth time... I'd totally go Stubble to Stubble with Keanu Reeves.
by JBOinPDX April 9, 2010
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Stumble Rape

V. when someone rapes your stumble upon while your not on, so when you come back you have 50 stumbles sent to yourself
I saw the black guy meme and decided to stumble rape abby while playing her in stumble TAG.
by NADG January 25, 2011
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stubblenuts

the whiskery condition of my sack 3 days after a fresh scrote shave
Patsy has a rash on her chin from my sweaty stubblenuts, ahhh good times
by Dr. Clumpy Brownpuddin November 23, 2011
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