Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.

Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.

by mamadids October 16, 2013

Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.

No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!

by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017

Squirting Squid

A sex move that the partner gets any pen that contains ink and move it in a flued, pleasurable motion in the other partners vagina that the partner is squirting the ink into either a random or fixed direction.

Me and that chick Vicky did the squirting squid and she said she never felt so good during it.

by Dr. Heinz Dufenshmers January 25, 2020

Cock starving

A person who hasn't had sex in a while and craves to be fucked

"Damn that bitch was cock STARVING!"

by Daddy'sSmolBadBoi September 17, 2018

we're so starving

the first song on Panic At The Disco's new album, Pretty. Odd., and was one of the first songs released to the public via myspace.

this is another random title to one of panic's songs, it never says 'we're so starving'

oh, how its been so long - we're so sorry we've been gone
we were busy writing songs for you

by cool_beans June 14, 2008

staring into space

to look straight ahead without looking at anything specific

He wouldn't even look at me. He just sat there, staring into space.

by Sunny'S Bunny November 28, 2013

Squirting The Guac

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.

Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?

by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007