Stroking the cat

the act of female masterbation

"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"

by tnbabe April 29, 2015

Baker Streeting

The act of mocking someone’s misery, by humming the sax-part of the song “Baker Street”

Jake: man, im so sad

Blake: aw, man, im so sorry. *hums Baker Street*

Jake: Man, Blake, stop Baker Streeting me!

by thotaroo June 17, 2020

Stroking

stroking

(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke

Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE

Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-

Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-

Examples:

*Wattpad writers*: He gently put his hand on his dick stroking it and biting his ear.
His own ea-

by nice try there idiot August 31, 2019

Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007

Strostitute

A woman or man who doubles as a stripper and a prostitute. This is especially common among "lower class" strippers.

Candy, the stripper at Pink Pony, is totally a strostitute. Josh banged her for $120.

by onizzle1996 June 9, 2011

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

by Jesse March 17, 2007

Scroting

Scroting, the act of a male adjusting his balls or cupping himself with actual contact, with no cloth or material divide.

dude, stop scroting they aint gonna fall off.

by Spegbore September 2, 2007