Stroke

1. a gentle movement of the fingertips on something

2. a movement in rowing to move a boat forward or back

3. ceberal hemmohage. An anerysm, an apopoloxy.

4. a jack off.

5. a 1981 hit for Billy Squier.

1. Quit stroking them damn shoes!

2. George's strokes propelled the canoe fast.

3. My grandfather died of a stroke.

4. Mark is stroking in the boy's room.

5. I heard "The Stroke" on the radio today.
... you know stroke's the word...

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 10, 2007

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Stroke

That extremely loud and obnoxious dude at the bar who refers to you as "bro" - Dickhead and Meathead are both suitable synonyms.

"Shut the fuck up you stroke."

by JManMad March 15, 2013

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stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

by Jesse June 17, 2003

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The Strokes

Edward Von Bron describes The Strokes as: the best thing since the wheel; the most amazing rock and roll band of the twenty first century; perfection; the antidote to Slipknot - corey taylor's a jealous hack, his two musical endeavors wont amount to anything the Strokes scrape off the bottom of their chuck's.

The Strokes = Genius
Everybody else = not*

*White Stripes, The Vines, Flaming Lips, Incubus need not apply

by Edward Von Bron September 26, 2003

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Stroking

Fooling, or pranking; usually said out of disbelief. Slang originates in New Jersey and is commonly heard in surrounding areas.

Tyrone: Yo dawg! You should have come to the club tonight. D-Wayne and Trizzle got into a fist-fight.

Thelonius Jackson: No way! Are you stroking me right now?

Tyrone: No, I'm being completely serious. Trizzle is in the hospital.

Thelonius Jackson: Word.

by thewanderingjew22 August 12, 2011

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