strangle the snake

What a male says when he is going to masterbate.

Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you

Emma: ...

by HerDixiNormis October 27, 2018

stingleberry

Similar to its literary cousin the dingleberry, the stingleberry is a small, valiant globule of faeces that clings to the anus of its host. It differs from the dingleberry in that it originates from a particularly spicy meal. A stingleberry will contain a potent re-incarnation of the previous night's exploits, resulting in a fierce burning sensation around the anus.

Jane winced as last night's Chili con carne released its final warrior. A stingleberry had appeared and it was not going down without a fight.

by fullet-o-fush November 13, 2018

Shriggles

Shr-ih-gils Old man penises (plural)

Wow this nude beach sure has a lot of Shriggles.

by Cloned-Banan July 5, 2020

stinglekoog

An ambiguous ethnic slur, whos meaning is determined contextually. It is used when the ethnicity of the person in question is unknown.

"Ron is such a stinglekoog"

by vapid whore May 16, 2021

strangledolphin

The act of asphyxiating yourself whilst jacking off in a full tub. Bonus points if you can cum in your own nose, or, “blowhole”.

Dude I strangledolphin’d last night and even got my blowhole!

by Penisburgh August 3, 2023

sentence straggler

A word or words that are missing or cut off, mainly in instant messaging, due to lagging or hitting the enter key early.

Person 1: So, when are you going to lunch?

Person 2: In a few minute
Person 2: s
Person 2: argh, sentence straggler >.<

by aandc August 19, 2009

catan strangle

When you use game pieces to strangle a player in Settlers of Catan who repeatedly makes dick-moves and sassy in-game remarks.

If you don’t shut the fuck up I will come over there and catan strangle you until you stop breathing!

by carobthomp September 24, 2018