Short story long

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!

by adk132 December 8, 2009

Short bus rapper

Rappers who rap nonsense and have terrible music. Hyped by people for no reason.

Dude 1: Have you listened to Lil yachty' new album??

Dude 2: Nah dude, yachty a short bus rapper with his shitty bars.

by trashboybowdown March 21, 2017

Short change hero

Someone who is outcasted/ostracized by society and is generally viewed as a bad/unethical person but they always try to be the hero in bad situations or events out of compassion and honor.

"You're the type of Short change hero this department needs Jackson!"

by Wolf chaser March 16, 2019

short straw

To get or draw the short straw means to be chosen for something no one wants.

Poor guy. He drew the short straw this time. I'm glad I don't have to do it.

by rtilley October 15, 2013

short par 4

a high percentage that your upcoming experience will be a positive one, and a very low percentage that it will end in disappointment

when the odds are strongly in favor one being a success in their future happening; just as in golf, a short par 4 represents a situation that will prove to result in foreseeable victory for the participant

"Are you nervous for your date?"

"Not at all. She is my sister's good friend and she loves football players. It's a short par 4."

by THEGOATSGAZETTE February 12, 2017

shortan

A person named Jordan who is also very short. Can be used to describe both males and females. Females usually exhibit traits of short hair in order to match the rest of their bodies.

Haha! Jordan, more like Shortan amiright?!
*wheeze*

by Parker Antifa March 27, 2019

Short friend

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.

Daniel: hi short friend

Short friend: boy if you don't

by AHHHHHpeople.com November 4, 2019