stork patrol

When one or more human men patrol the streets for the most beautiful stork. When they find said stork, they precede to serenade her.

"I'm hungry for some stork love, let's go on a stork patrol."

by kelsey kablam-o March 28, 2008

pork and stork

To have sexual relations with a women and leave her fertilized to be visited 9 months later by a stork.

Yo bro I pork and stork dem thots. Gotta run from that child support tho.

by Tired Stork October 22, 2018

butt dialed the stork

A term used for an unexpected pregnancy.

Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.

by The stork dialed May 20, 2018

It's a Long Story

Something said by some one when they don't actually want to tell you what happened.

Person #1 - So where were you yesterday?!

Person #2 - It's a Long Story...

by me218 September 25, 2008

Ritual of the Stork

When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.

You only exist because of the Ritual of the Stork.

by African Fertility God November 4, 2013

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the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.

i was so bored i put

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

stork

1. When young children ask their parent(s) where babies come from, the most popular lie *ahem* I mean response is to say, "Oh the stork bought you."

A stork is a large white bird which I know little about.

So basically your parents tell you that a giant bird grabbed a small baby in its mouth and randomly bought it to two people. Or one person as the case may be. In reality your parents probably had wild sex and your mom forgot her pill.

2. 'Stork' is also a brand of margerine which comes in round tubs.

3. It could also be a misspelling of stalk, when one person or persons obsess about and attempt to follow another person or persons without detection.

1. "Mummy, where do babies come from?"
"Oh the stork brought you."
"Do you think I'm stupid mummy, you charge £300 a go."

2. "Yumm, pass the synthetic butter...what's it called?"
"Stork?"
"Yes, I need to smother Stork over myself."

3. "I'm going to stork Jane tonight."
"You mean stalk?"
"Oh shush I'm talking aloud, you can't hear my misspelling!"

by Zelda199 March 14, 2007