pork and stork 

To have sexual relations with a women and leave her fertilized to be visited 9 months later by a stork.

Yo bro I pork and stork dem thots. Gotta run from that child support tho.

pork and stork by Tired Stork October 22, 2018

butt dialed the stork 

A term used for an unexpected pregnancy.

Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.

butt dialed the stork by The stork dialed May 20, 2018

Ritual of the Stork 

When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.

You only exist because of the Ritual of the Stork.

Ritual of the Stork by African Fertility God November 4, 2013

Shoebill Stork 

One of the most FUCKING INTIMIDATING BIRDS ON EARTH

A: hey look its a Shoebill Stork!

Shoebill Stork: *stares*

Shoebill Stork by haha yez July 24, 2022

Ethan stork 

Biggest mega faggot gay cunt looking ugly fuck in btac

Ethan stork is an ugly fuck

Ethan stork by Poofterightous December 2, 2016

Spooky Stork 

A code word for “Cunt-Ass-Worthless-Hymie-Fucktard” used by Rodrick in diary of a wimpy kid.

“Bro, i swear Manny is such a spooky stork.”

Spooky Stork by TheFrenchmansCumsock February 23, 2022

abortion stork 

The stork that takes away unwanted babies. Can also be used metaphorically to describe any number of circumstances where undesirable results need to be dealt with.

"Tom just told me that he had a condom break last night during some rough riding!!! I told him that his lady friend is gonna be getting a visit from the abortion stork if she doesn’t hurry up and get Plan-B"

"Some landscape guys just dumped a huge pile of dirt in front of my house! They better abortion stork that shit out of there before I go postal"

abortion stork by romeojul March 13, 2010