by Definition-Dugan April 14, 2004

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013

For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could "keep moving on that stony road", closer to the ideals of our Founders—whether we really could be a country where we are all equal, not only endowed by our Creator with—but in fact living with—the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
by ASHLEY_A0413 December 11, 2020

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by Fateater555 March 8, 2020

Any song that when played at a party will kill the mood almost instantly. A music genre that forces one to consider suicide.
by jlzd May 2, 2014

The most talented musician on this planet. He is the world's best guitar player and has a beautiful voice.
by Miinmiin November 24, 2021
