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smiley chain

Chain with a lock on it used for self-defense or assault. Street term. Some say it has to have TWO locks on it, that the two locks leave two marks on the recipient's head that resemble a smiley face. WRONG! Just one lock is used. Originally it was usually a masterlock combination lock that was used, which is round. The round housing of the lock leaves a crescent-shaped mark resembling a smile. The weapon probably originated as a weapon of convenience -- cyclists had them on hand to lock up their bikes and when attacked they grabbed what they had handy. So it's an effective weapon that can't be called weapon by the cops (if you have a bike, or course!).
Some jackass with a knife tried to take my wallet and new bike, so I caught him upside the head with my smiley chain. At least he still has THAT smile on his face.
by the all-knowing beakman October 19, 2010
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Layne Staley

1a. Lead singer and main lyricist for prominent 90's alternative rock and heavy metal band Alice in Chains, as well as side projects Mad Season and Class of '99. (8/22/67- 4/5/02)

b. Largely noted for powerful, throat style singing, which became a model for later singers.
2a. Born 8/22/67 in

3a. Popular example of the toll drugs take.

b. Showed frightening and rapid physical change (including, but not limited to, loss of body mass resulting in a gaunt look, shortening of vocal range).

c. After the death of hi girlfriend, Demri Parrot, his condition deteriorated, and was forced by drug-induced sickliness to seclusion from 1996 until his overdose death in 2002; rarely seen publicly from 1996 to 1998, and never seen publicly after 1998.

d. Had, reportedly, over ten unsuccessful rehab stints.
I just listened to some Alice In Chains, and man could Layne Staley sing.
by The only A I C (Get it?) May 20, 2014
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sideways smiley face

'sideways smiley face' or 'shrug face' using keyboard type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . A way to express 'I don't know' or 'oh well'
Who wouldn't want a sideways smiley face tattoo? Reply: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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ghetto stiletto

A sharpened piece of melted plastic or metal, usually made in prisons as a makeshift weapon to stab people with. See shank
Jamal: Yo dawg, ain't you worried about getting raped by Bones?

Andre: Naw, I got my ghetto stiletto with me.
by Kiss of Ketchup September 7, 2010
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freaky styley

when something/someone is as groovy as psychedelically mayhemed sexfunk from heaven
Cliff: I was so freaky styley that I didn't dress up as a Rabbi when I was supposed to at that gig, I WAS A TOP-HATTED PIECE OF POOP INSTEAD MOTHAFUCKAHS!
by NOT MARY LOL June 11, 2011
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stiletto

1. a kind of pocket knife

2. a kind of high heel that gets narrower as it goes down
1. he stabbed the robber with his stiletto

2. she had some xepensive looking stiletto heels at the party last night
by Le One June 21, 2005
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smiley geeks

two people who love to look silly and have fun. Two people who will stick by each other forever through the good and the bad
look at those two smiley geeks, they look so happy and cheerful and their friendship looks likes it can conquer anything
by gfdgfg June 23, 2008
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