Steel Tongue Drum

A variation of cunnilingus where you keep your tongue straight and hard like steel while she plays your head like a drum.

Me: Man, I had a strange experience last night while hooking up with that girl. Freddy: What happened? Me: As I was going down on her she started to play my head like a drum and told me to stiffen my tongue?! Freddy: Sounds like she loves to play the steel tongue drum!

by freddythef'r December 9, 2021

steeleism

An error in speech. These errors generally occur with the use of run on sentences in speech. Essentially the listener is bombarded with dependent clauses which are out of order in terms of theme and/or chronology. Common characteristics include (but are not limited to) improper grammar usage, extreme redundancy, logical fallacies, and a general disregard of the rules of the English language. Listeners often feel as if their IQ is actually dropping while being lectured with steeleisms.

If I have to here anymore god damn steeleisms I'll shoot myself.

Ben sat there chanting steeleisms, "Also too... hence...that, which.... which.... meaning.... also too... BIG PICTURE!"

by Lolcatlove November 11, 2011

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A phrase referring to 9/11. This phrase is normally used by conspiracists that 9/11 was inside job carried out by the U.S. under President George Bush. The argument is that the steel beams that collapsed within the tower causing it to fall, could not have been melted by the heat from the collision of the plane. Meaning that the building could have been intentionally brought down via explosives, specifically using thermite, that can melt steel and leave no evidence behind.

Person A: 9/11 was such a mournful day in history. Screw Terrorists!!
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

by Dr. TS October 11, 2016

Steel Vengeance

It is the best coaster in the world that is located at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. Around 69% of coaster enthusiasts fanboy over it. That's probably even a low number. It has the most airtime out of any coaster on Earth.

Taylor Bumblebee: Steel Vengeance is my #1.
8 year old cringey white kids with 10 credits: It's definitely my favorite coaster I haven't ridden. I had a great experience on it!!! I agree with you. All hail Mr. Taylor Bumblebee!!!

by Mr. Roller Coasters July 26, 2019

steel horse

a motorcycle. Sometimes considered the modern version of a horse from the old west. It often symbolizes being a loner, and outcast, or an outlaw.

From Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead or Alive: "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride. I'm wanted dead or alive."

by Nick1911 August 3, 2006

Steelies

The stock wheels of a car without the hubcaps, usually black. These wheels were massed produced cheaply from steel to keeps costs down as oppossed to more exspensive better looking wheels.

That Civic is rockin his steelies, probably saving up for some better looking wheels.

by ferio252 January 22, 2007

Steelying

Effortlessly and unflappably winning at life, in all areas at once, to a degree where you gain a god-like omnipotence, and others are drawn to you like you have your own orbit of awesomeness. More spiritually intuned people can sometimes 'see' awesomeness radiate from Steelying people- like the halo of light surrounding the Virgin Mary. Or like Jupiter's rings- but made of rainbows and unicorn dust.

Bro 1: "How was yo day, bro?"

Bro 2: "Well dawg, I was just walkin to your house, when James Cameron came up to me, and was like 'I want YOU to be the star of my new 3D blockbuster "AVATARTANIC"', and then this hot bitch was all like 'that's hot- let's fuck right now', and so we did, and I was so good she insisted on paying me a million dollars out of gratitude, THEN this fucking Velociraptor like fucking came out of NO-WHERE, so I was like like 'yo errbody just CHILL', and I just bitch-slapped that Raptor back to the Dino-age....so you know, just another day"
Bro 1: "Dude fo reelz, Steelying as always"

by zoeleacomicsans March 25, 2011