steamed broccoli

weed!

it smells like steamed broccoli outside

by yoyoyowussupgurl March 6, 2017

Steaked

Verb: The act of being 'steaked' by a Sonic main the the video game Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The Sonic player delivers the proverbial steak to the enemy, upon which they become 'steaked'. This can happen in a wide variety of forms, such as;

Being beaten by a Sonic player while using a character with a large matchup advantage,

Losing a stock to the spring - uair attack string
Stage-spiked by a bair,

Getting hit by a full charge hypnosmash and losing a stock very early,

And many more, all involving utter humiliation on the victim of the steaking.

The steak also symbolises what all true Sonic mains strive for. Whilst steak in itself can be won through winning matches, it can only be achieved through the steaking of all who stand in the Sonic players way on their path to epic victory.

The steak originates from a member of the Sonic community of old, where it was stated that a winning streak with Sonic in tournament play would be forever synomous with a winning steak, thus the useage of steak to defeat his enemies.

(Sonic player) *runs off-stage to perform a back-air stage spike*
(Opponent) *does not dodge in time, and loses the match*
(Sonic player) "YOU GOT STEAKED, SON!"

(Sonic player) "Just came home from a tournament, got 1st :)"
(Fellow Sonic player) "How was it?"
(Sonic player) "Tough matches the whole way through, grand finals I 2-stock steaked this snake player with 2 cypher grab KO's"
(other player) "NICE! Bringing home the steak!"

by djbrowny June 22, 2009

Steamed

To get totaly drunk / wasted beyond comprehention

Coming to the pub to get Steamed?

by Adam Boote February 26, 2004

Steamed Fish

Blowing vape clouds into a woman's vagina during oral sex

Girl 1: What did you do after the frat party last night?
Girl 2: Cade gave me the steamed fish.
Girl 1: Was it minty?
Girl 2: No it was definitely a mango pod.

by vageater69 March 31, 2019

Drop Smeared

The female version of Tea-Bagging. Think about it.

-"Damn she drop smeared you?!?"

-"Yeah man I'm still drying my face off!"

by Marshmello73 December 15, 2011

Steamed Hams

Typical definition said by Skinner when he waited the lunch.

Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers.

Superintendant Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes, it's a regional dialect.

Superintendant Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.

Superintendant Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams."

Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.

Superintendant Chalmers: I see.

Chalmers takes a bite of the "steamed ham"

Superintendant Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Principal Skinner: Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

Superintendant Chalmers: For steamed hams.

Principal Skinner: Yes

Superintendant Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

shows Skinner the grill marks

Principal Skinner: Uh... you know... one thing I sh -... 'scuse me for one second.

by M4ttl December 26, 2016

Steamed Clam

The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.

She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.

by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010