awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.

1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."

by Mirado January 20, 2009

Scarf

To pig out or 'down' food really fast and hastily.

I scarfed down the burger.

by j-dog December 13, 2003

Mexican Starfish

Verb: The act of coating an object in Tabasco Sauce, then inserting it into a willing (or sleeping) participants asshole, causing it to burn

Don't pass out during Hell Week you may wake up to a Mexican Starfish.

by Azereus September 7, 2013

starfoubinks

Expression originating in certain districts of Marseille in France. It is used when one is surprised or indignant.
It is the contraction of the words Starfoullah and the "binks" which means the district in French slang.

"Starfoubinks ! t'as trop raison, toutes les mêmes"
"Starfoubinks ah mais le sang va niquer ta grand mère la pute !"

by xanabuse October 2, 2021

Crusty starfish

Its a crusty butthole

Tina has a tasty crusty starfish.

by Surgicalsteve November 11, 2016

punch the starfish

Anal sex.

The jayjay was closed so I decided to go ahead and punch the starfish

by Chadhcanterbury February 2, 2016

Stepping on my scarf

Hipster slang used to indicate when someone is particularly high under the effect of drugs, in analogy with the fact that he is unable to complete simple tasks as for example walk properly and/or put his scarf on.

1. He was so drunk he was stepping on his scarf.
2. Man, that stuff was so good I was stepping on my scarf for hours.

by scarfsteppin November 7, 2013