Stale face

the equivalent to the virtual smirk translating to:

really did he just say that?

I know he wasnt talking to me!?
That was totally stupid
Joke is now dead

VARIATIONS
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A:Green and Yellow was lil wayne's best song ever

B: (-___-)<--- stale face

by Bossxsamp February 25, 2011

..salsface

sexy boy

..salsface is a very sexy boy hes amazing

by a huge simp April 4, 2021

..salsface

Hes amazing

Have you heard about this person on tiktok called ..salsface? hes a very funny person

by a huge simp May 7, 2021

stalebagels18.vr

stalebagels18.vr Is a VR, TikToker who posts mixed content, (mostly containing clash Royale, news about the Ukrainian war .e.t.c.)His main target demographic is comedy, comedic videos as well with interacting with his fans. (Extra information includes…) Pronouns:He/Him/His, follower count is 1487 while like count is 3346 and he is following 1821. (All at the time of writing this.) His gorilla tag cosmetics are, Holdable-Silver wrench. Hat-Cannot tell. Face-Cannot tell. Badge-Cannot tell.

“OMG, stalebagels18.vr, said it would be cool if someone would do this!”
“Perfect, cause I’m doing it to everyone!”

by Console wars are gay April 21, 2022

Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013

resting smileface

When someone's neutral face is a smile; usually misinterpreted as happiness, unopinionated, or kindness.

that girl was was totally flirting with me
nah that's just a case of resting smileface

by icantodd January 20, 2015

Conversation Stalemate

The point in a conversations when a reply to "lol", "mhmm", etc. are met with the same/similar response, stagnating or stopping the conversation. Occurs most commonly in text messages and phone calls.

Al: "So then I had to buy up all the bread in the store. Crazy, right?"
Joe: "Yeah!"
Al: "Mhmm."
Joe: "Mhmm."
Al: "We hit a conversation stalemate, I'll text you later."

by The Asian and the Atheist April 28, 2015