slizzard

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzard.”

by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

Scuzzard

A scumbag and a buzzard

What a scuzzard

by Scuzzard February 16, 2017

squidward lookin ass

A guy that looks like he put a dick on his face and he ugly af

U lil squidward lookin ass

by my dick in your mouth bitch November 28, 2018

Squidward's Tiki Land

Great place for the boys and fellers to fuck around in and stuff.

Me: Wanna go to fucking Squidward's Tiki Land
You: Sure!

by Btsully323 February 18, 2021

Risky Squidward

When a guy takes a laxative and bends over, the partner gets behind him and grabs his dick between his legs and tries to get him off before the laxative kicks in.

“Chad and I tried the Risky Squidward last night and he won… he frosted me like a cake.”

by SlapRackBang March 16, 2022

Handsome squidward

his really handsome gets all the octopussy

handsome squidward gets all the octopussy

by Eating ur mom all day July 25, 2018

Squidwarding

Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants

i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping

by dan and adam June 26, 2007