Squirty

A term of endearment for close friends, partners, or family.

“This is my Squirty!”

by anonymous July 27, 2024

Squirty starters

Appetizers laced with exlax

I ghosted this girl and she ended up being my waitress at Applebees. I think she gave me squirty starters in revenge.

by DollopOfDaisy December 25, 2021

Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.

"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."

by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013

Squirty

Annoying and very loud person that won't stop talking to you, or maybe jealous

John: HI IM JOHN I LIKE FOOTBALL, SOCCER, HOCKEY WHAT DO YOU PLAY BTW DO YOU LIKE BURGERS I LOVE BERGER'S ANYWAYSS =

you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....

by Hmmmm hmmmhm August 7, 2021

Squirty Bird

The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)

“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”

by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023

Squirty

1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty

2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty

Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.

Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find

by TheSquirty August 21, 2024

Squirtyness

The uniquely female ability to forcefully gush all over their lover’s face/body/bedsheets, etc

I will work hard to make you Queen me and see the true power of your squirtyness

by xsycookies May 8, 2018