Squidward

The skid mark a shit leaves on the bottom of the bowl.

John: That squidwards been in the toilet for like a week now!!
Joe: Piss that fucker off
John : k

by Hronk June 23, 2013

squidward

One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.

"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me

by Laurel_Rokz December 10, 2008

squidward on a chair

The chair that squidward sits on is half way in fact.

Woooh Half Way There OOOOH SqUIdwARD oN a ChaiR.

by When You Means Tree February 11, 2018

Squidward

a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show

oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face

by cocksponge squareballs September 22, 2003

Squidward.Avi

A very messed up video, widely beleived as a creepypasta, where Squidward commits suicide in a very horrific and realistic way, then pictures to a pile of dead bodies. All in extremely high quality.

No example Needed for Squidward.Avi

by Miimaster July 27, 2010

Squidward nose

Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.

“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”

by JimmyButler69 July 10, 2020

Squidward

A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.

“Gee, Squidward! Maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said!”

by Wheredidmyfekinlifego May 19, 2018