Squeegee

When you are having anal sex with a girl. While intercourse you poke her in the ass with a needle or thumb tack and as soon as she tightens up you pull out and there is no clean up.

"I gave the ol' squeegee to my skank last night, she tightend up so fast, it almost pinched the head off."

by amfjmr February 8, 2005

Squeadger

a tiny animal that looks like a badger, beaver, and a squirrel all at the same time

guy #1:"dude what is that?"
guy #2:"i don't know its probably a squeadger."

by kiki wilso February 26, 2009

Squeege

a person who is very good at the video game counter-strike.

You suck, You're no squeege.

by collin skeetz October 6, 2006

squeege

a guy who is well...just a squeege

josh is a squeege

by theantisqueege March 31, 2010

Squeegee

Another word for main squeeze, a squeegee is a boy friend or girlfriend.

"You and your squeegee going to the club tonight?

by Darion August 11, 2007

squeege

Derogatory term for high-rise window cleaners who are generally hated by pretty much everybody. Most window cleaners are not aware of this term, or the animosity directed towards them.

Jack - "Well would you look at that?"
Tom - "Unbelievable. Hey squeege, forget your windex?"
Window Cleaner - "What? What are you talki-"
Jack - "Shut the hell up, squeege!"
Tom - "Yeah get outta here! Go clean some windows... squeege"

by Devin Hush December 4, 2007

Squeege

The succulent, everlasting, and infallible substance only able to be acquired from the Orange Legal Council TM. There is life squeege, death squeege, and squeege squeege. Accept the squeege.

You must accept the squeege!
Have you heard of the council and their squeege?
Squeege is the best thing ever!

by Molbo January 3, 2020