Squeeb

A very cute individual

Zonk off you squeeb

by DJAlpha July 3, 2023

Squeeb

It’s Kimmy. Trust me, you don’t wanna know.

“Man, kimmy sure is a squeeb!”

by bigboibumpkin March 12, 2019

squeeb puff

when one eats the cum out of the other’s pussy and spits it in their mouth

“baby I’m in the mood to make you a squeeb puff tonight”
“Not tonight babe”

by babysqueeb November 9, 2021

Squeeb

A creature that is very silly and critter-esque. It may cause you to make audible sounds of excitement at it.

"That character is such a squeeb! It makes me so happy to look at."

by maniacalcarnee July 19, 2025

Squeeb

Verb
To squeeb, squeebing, squeebed

To be very very excited about something, geeked almost. But more.

or

To jerk off (joking context)

"OMG!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! I'M LITERALLY SQUEEBING RN!!🤩"

"Omg 🤤I'm actually squeebed"

by Felloway March 7, 2025

Squeeb

A person who is both utterly disgusting, (Literally or figuratively) and brain-rottingly stupid at the same time

"My landlord is such a squeeb."

by Jerry Jacobson March 28, 2024

Squeeb

A person addicted to Scottish culture. The type to rock up at a party, full kilt and plastic bagpipes in hand. They'll only drink straight Scotch, even though it visibly hurts them. Entertainment includes the likes of Outlander and Braveheart. Despite this, often mistakes Scotland for Ireland. Do not attempt to communicate with, especially on topics relating to the UK in any way. Be careful of the accent; it'll sound more Mel Gibson than David Tennant.

"Mark's become a squeeb. The Ewan McGregor post on his wall was a little red-flaggish but I never thought it'd go this way."

by Disappointing Kumquat January 11, 2020