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squeaky bum time

Old Glaswegian saying for "On the verge of shiting yourself", commonly said in the closing stages of a football match when their is a one goal difference between teams, and the other team is going hell for leather in an attempt to score a goal.
It was squeaky bum time for Man Utd earlier, as Chelsea scored to bring the score to 2-1 with 5 minutes injury time remaining.
by kolapop May 30, 2011
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squeaky clean

Free from moral fault or taint; someone who was born into perfect family and his life is so perfect that he or she can't hande anything bad.
Don't you think Tim is cute?
He isn't "cute" but squeaky clean!
by Dajra February 27, 2016
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squeaky clean wedgie

When a victim gets a normal wedgie then spun around and given a Melvin (frontal wedgie) pretty much flossing the underwear through the victims ass.
My "friend" gave me a squeaky clean wedgie when he finished the part in between my ass and my crotch felt like it was on fire. Then he gave it to me again and duct taped it their tied my arms and legs up and hung me by my thighty whites.
by Funnan3D March 4, 2014
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squeaky door

When a girl is jerking off a guy with lube and its the noise that is made from the friction of the lube, cum and furious hand motion of the girl in a flurry of sound.
Jimmy, what a squeaky door that one was!
by kUNG JOC June 10, 2007
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squeaky-ts

breasts that have had plastic surgery and now have dog's chewy toys inside of them. for entertainment during intercourse.
Nicholas H: I hope my wife one day has squeaky-ts so i always have something to play with during sex.
by ASWW February 21, 2009
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squeaky toe

When you finger a girl with your big toe right after she has douched, thus leaving your toe squeaky clean and smelling like Garden Flowers or Original Scent.
Friend #1: How was your date with Jessica last night?

Friend #2: It was great! I was playing video games so all I could do is finger her with my toes.

Friend#1: WHOA! Did she give you a squeaky toe?

Friend #2: Mountain Pine scent!

Friend #1: Lucky!!
by LukasKares August 29, 2017
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squeaky possum

When a girl is hanging upside down thinking you are about to insert your penis in her mouth you pull a 180 and then rip some serious ass right in her mouth. The hanging upside down is the possum and the fart effect is the squeakyness.
My girl friend was in for a real treat when instead of giving me head I gave her the suprising squeaky possum.
by Chew-ay November 7, 2006
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