Squoff

(verb) To squoff. A combination of "squint" and "scoff." That moment when someone annoys you and you squint and scoff at the same time. It can also be done in different variations (scoffs first, then squints. Or squints first, then scoffs).

Amy: What do you think feminism is Chang?

Chang: Women trying to take over the planet and take away men's rights.

Amy: *Squoffs*

by Mangoo para ti December 3, 2018

squiffed

mildly intoxicated, see squiffy

It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.

by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 8, 2008

squatfest

A group of college girls peeing in a bush after a fraternity party at Radford University!

Two bodaciously shitarded girls find a bush after a fraternity party....and they are accomponied by their sorority sisters for a squatfest.

by Platinum Grill March 11, 2006

squiffed

It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...

Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol

by bbstyle81 September 1, 2006

squiff

Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.

"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"

by Hol September 11, 2004

squiffy

A word inferring the act of getting high smoking pot, used in the presence of those who might be offended by a blatant reference to pot and who will accept the term as a reference to a buzz from alcohol.

I'm a little out of it today, since we got squiffy last night.

by CeeScott February 6, 2009

Squiffler

Someone who has taken part in a particularly dirty, whorish, shameful, bad, dissapointing, or crude sexual act; one which is too embarrasing to describe with normal phrases.

eww...she's a proper squiffler mate, don't go there!

by woody1000 May 28, 2011